little Creatures Pale Ale (On Tap)

If you are in Fremantle, Australia, one of the best places to party is Little Creatures Brewery.  It is a huge warehouse-style building along the water, complete with a tin roof and huge patio.  Out back there is even a big party tent with great water views.  The only beer worth drinking is Little Creatures Pale Ale (illustrated but not rated).  The rest of the beer is not preservative free, and is therefore “piss.”

Enjoy!!

Little Creatures Pilsner, Fremantle, Australia

Whatever you do, don't drink this beer!!!

Little Creatures Brewery, Fremantle, Australia

NEVER DRINK THIS STUFF!!!

I can’t believe I am wasting my time even writing about this terrible stuff.

  • Appearance, Straw Medium Clarity
  • Poor Head.  The bartender actually shook the glass to give it head before he served it.  That doesn’t say much about the brewery staff.
  • Bread Aroma 4/5 intensity, sharp (4/5), Neutral Impression.
  • Flavour is corn/chemical with a 3/5 intensity, sharp, overall impression 3/5
  • Slick mouthfeel, watery, carbonation 2/5
  • Length, 2/5, intensity 3/5 Balance, medium bitter.
  • Craftsmanship, 1/5, Freshness 2/5, Personal taste 0/5

This stuff is boring, and gross.  I actually broke my rule, and didn’t drink it.   The chemical taste is all too common in an Australian beer.

This is “piss.”

0/5